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  Tight as a Tick

  Copyright © 1996 by Toni L.P. Kelner

  All rights reserved.

  Published as an ebook in 2013 by Jabberwocky Literary Agency, Inc.

  Cover art by Tiger Bright Studios.

  ISBN 978-1-625670-44-1

  DEDICATION

  To my sister,

  Brenda P. Holt:

  “Though she be but little, she is fierce.”

  A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene 1

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  I want to thank:

  Stephen P. Keiner, Jr., for doing everything he could to help me finish this book. He encouraged me, took care of Maggie so I could work, edited the manuscript at every step of the process, and laughed at all the right places.

  Peggy R. Perry, William E. Perry, and Warren K. Schnabel, Jr., for telling me what it’s like to work at a flea market and for giving me more great stories than I could fit into one book.

  John W. Holt for supplying Carney Alexander.

  Elizabeth F. Shaw for proofreading, baby-sitting, and reminding me that not everybody speaks Southern.

  Robin P. Schnabel for sharing the experience of getting a hummingbird tattoo.

  Troy Soos for last-minute baby-sitting and creating the Byerly Bobbins.

  Connie P. Spencer for last-minute proofreading while on vacation.

  Magdalene W. Keiner for taking long naps.

  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Acknowledgements

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  About the Author

  Also by Toni L.P. Kelner

  Chapter 1

  I wasn’t there when they found Carney Alexander’s body, but my great-aunt Maggie was, and like many Southerners, she has a gift for storytelling. Between her description and my getting a chance to see the place later, I had no problem imagining it.

  The Tight as a Tick Flea Market was busy that Sunday, Aunt Maggie said. There were lots of people coming by her booth to look at Carnival glass plates, Fenton vases, and Occupied Japan figurines. But it wasn’t too busy for Aunt Maggie to notice that Carney hadn’t shown up at the booth where he sold collector knives. That wasn’t like Carney. He usually got there at the crack of dawn, even earlier than Aunt Maggie.

  Around ten-thirty, Bender Cawthorne came by to collect the day’s rent, which he was supposed to do first thing in the morning. But Aunt Maggie said that Bender usually drank so much on Saturday night that ten-thirty was first thing in the morning for him. Aunt Maggie asked him where Rusty was. The half-chow, half-German shepherd was the only creature on earth who could stand to live with Bender. Bender explained that Rusty was at Dr. Josie’s.

  The people living near the flea market lot had been complaining that every puppy born for the past few years looked just like Rusty. Bender’s brother Evan, who actually owned the lot, didn’t like it when the neighbors complained, and he’d insisted that Bender get Rusty fixed. Bender had done what he was told, but he didn’t see what the fuss was about. Rusty was an awful good dog, and those lady dogs could have done a lot worse.

  Aunt Maggie told Bender he was probably right. Rusty was the smartest dog she’d ever seen, except for his taste in human companions, but she didn’t tell Bender that. Anyway, after she paid her rent, Bender saw that Carney wasn’t there.

  He asked Aunt Maggie if she knew where he was, but when she told him that she didn’t, he went to collect rent from the rest of the inside dealers. Aunt Maggie said he asked everybody near enough for her to hear if they’d talked to Carney, but neither China Upton, who sold country crafts, nor Obed the Donut Man had heard a word. Tattoo Bob said he’d been concentrating so hard on the dragon he was inking across a man’s shoulder that he hadn’t even noticed that Carney was missing.

  In Aunt Maggie’s opinion, if Bender had had a lick of sense, he’d have known something was wrong. Carney had been a dealer at the flea market for four years, almost as long as Aunt Maggie, and in all that time, he’d never missed a weekend. But then again, if Bender had a lick of sense, he’d have been doing something with his life other than running a flea market on his brother’s property, and he’d be living someplace other than a beat-up house trailer in the back of the lot.

  Bender didn’t even think to check around Carney’s booth to see if anything looked out of place, or to go get Carney’s phone number and call him. He just scratched his head and went to collect rent in the other buildings.

  Aunt Maggie admitted that maybe she should have done something herself, but she didn’t even have a chance to take a bathroom break until nearly four o’clock. After that, there was a steady stream of business until Bender locked up at five. She didn’t think about Carney again until the end of the day.

  Once the customers were out of the building, Aunt Maggie straightened up her tables and set out fresh stock to fill the gaps from where things had sold during the day. China was doing the same thing while Bob cleaned his needles and Obed washed his pans and utensils. China finished before anybody else, and when she walked by on her way out, Aunt Maggie asked her if she knew anything about Carney.

  She said she didn’t, and when Bob and Obed joined them a minute or two later, they didn’t either. It was Aunt Maggie who suggested that they look around his booth to see if everything looked all right, and though the others agreed, they acted like they felt funny about it. So they let Aunt Maggie go back behind Carney’s table.

  The sheet Carney used to cover up his display cases was still in place, and Aunt Maggie shook her head over its condition. Lots of dealers use old sheets to keep the dust off, but Carney’s sheet went beyond being old. It was nothing more than a rag, and filthy dirty to boot. It was so nasty that Aunt Maggie didn’t see the blood right away. There were dark brown stains along the edge touching the floor.

  Aunt Maggie said that there was a smell, too, which she hadn’t noticed before. Of course, with donuts and pork skins frying all day, she wouldn’t have. Now that she did, she thought she knew what she was smelling. Anybody else would have left that sheet where it was, and called Bender or the police, but not Aunt Maggie. She just took a deep breath, grabbed hold of the sheet, and whipped it off. There was Carney, folded up under the table like a ventriloquist’s dummy in a suitcase. Aunt Maggie didn’t see the knife buried in his back, but she did see the blood. There was way too much of it for Carney to be alive.

  Chapter 2

  I wasn’t thinking about blood when I got to Aunt Nora’s house the next Friday evening. Well, I was thinking about my own flesh and blood, which is what Aunt Nor
a calls us Burnettes, but that’s usually a peaceful thing to think about. Only it wasn’t at all peaceful when we arrived.

  Aunt Nora’s middle son, Thaddeous, could have warned us about what to expect when he picked us up at the Hickory Regional Airport, or during the drive to Byerly, but he was too busy asking us about his girlfriend Michelle. He’d met Michelle while in Boston visiting me the previous January, and they’d fallen for each other hard enough that she was planning to move down to North Carolina as soon as she could get a job in Byerly. For now they were separated, and my husband Richard’s month-long trip to England was still recent enough that I could be sympathetic. Besides which, Thaddeous had had so many unsuccessful love affairs that the whole family was relieved that this one seemed to be working out.

  So I dutifully recounted all of Michelle’s messages to Thaddeous, and assured him that she wasn’t having second thoughts about him or moving to Byerly. Then I gave him the thick letter that Michelle had made me promise to deliver.

  Once we got to Aunt Nora and Uncle Buddy’s house, Thaddeous said we should go on in while he transferred our suitcases to Aunt Maggie’s Dodge Caravan, since we’d be staying with her. Why he didn’t warn us then, I don’t know, but I guess he was thinking about the letter. I knew he wouldn’t be coming inside until he’d read it through at least twice.

  I braced myself for a bombardment of hugs as soon as we opened the front door, because that’s what usually happens when I come home, but this time they didn’t even notice we were there. There was too much going on already.

  Thaddeous’s older brother Augustus was sprawled on the couch looking angry, which surprised me. After all, Augustus’s homecoming was the reason Richard and I were there, and I’d thought it would be a happy one. Aunt Nora had been beside herself when she found out he was coming home after four years in the army, especially so close to his birthday, and had immediately started planning the biggest celebration she could manage.

  Augustus wasn’t the only one mad. Though Uncle Buddy didn’t look mad, he had that blank expression on his face that means he’s mad. Since he was pointedly not looking at Augustus, I was pretty sure that they were mad at each other.

  Aunt Nora and Uncle Buddy’s youngest son, Willis, was sitting next to Uncle Buddy, not saying a word. Of course he rarely says a word, so that didn’t prove much.

  Aunt Daphine and her daughter Vasti and son-in-law Arthur were over in the corner, talking quietly. Since Vasti isn’t much on being quiet, I could hear her side of the conversation, which consisted of things like, “What on earth is the matter with him?” and, “I hope he’s happy.”

  Aunt Maggie was picking up Aunt Nora’s knickknacks so she could check for identifying marks on the bottom. Professional interest, no doubt, since she’s a flea market dealer.

  Nobody had noticed us yet, so I said, “Are we at the right party?”

  Everybody jerked in our direction, and some of them smiled, but Vasti said, “Laurie Anne, does this look like a party to you?”

  “Not yet,” I said. “There aren’t enough people here.” As many as there were, it still wasn’t all of us Burnettes. We were missing Aunt Ruby Lee and Uncle Roger, with Clifford, Earl, and Ilene; Aunt Nellie and Uncle Ruben and the triplets, Ideile, Odelle, and Carlelle; and Aunt Edna with her son Linwood, daughter-in-law Sue, and their kids. Plus there were usually various sweethearts around, like Clifford’s girlfriend Liz, Aunt Edna’s beau Caleb, and Ilene’s new boyfriend Trey. “Are we early?”

  “Yeah, you’re early,” Uncle Buddy said. “About a week early.”

  “Is that Laurie Anne and Richard?” Aunt Nora called out, and without waiting for an answer, she burst out of the kitchen. “Why didn’t somebody tell me y’all were here?”

  Finally I got the hug I’d been expecting. Once she was through, Aunt Daphine was right behind her, with Vasti, Arthur, Willis, and Uncle Buddy coming next. With a roll call like that hugging onto me and Richard, you wouldn’t have expected anybody to notice that Augustus hadn’t joined in, but Aunt Nora did.

  “Augustus, aren’t you going to hug Laurie Anne’s neck?” she asked.

  Since when did anybody in my family have to be invited to hug somebody else’s neck? “If he doesn’t, I’m going to chase him down and hug him anyway,” I said, trying to make a joke out of it.

  “Hey there, cousin,” he said with a little smile, and came on over. His hug was enthusiastic enough to reassure me; at least it was until Uncle Buddy spoke.

  “You may as well apologize to her while you’re at it,” he said, “and to Richard, too.”

  Augustus stiffened and stepped back, not seeming to notice Richard’s outstretched hand. Then he walked up the stairs without saying a word.

  “Well, I never,” Vasti said indignantly, hands on her hips. “After all this, the least he could do is explain to Laurie Anne and Richard. If he’s got an explanation, that is, because goodness knows he hasn’t given one to anybody else.”

  “What in the Sam Hill is going on?” I asked.

  “Oh, Laurie Anne, I am so sorry,” Aunt Nora said, and hugged me again. “I don’t know how it happened, but I know Augustus didn’t mean to do it. He must have just forgotten to call and tell you, what with the excitement of being home and all.”

  “Forgot to call and tell me what?”

  “Did Thaddeous not tell you?” she asked.

  I shook my head.

  Vasti said, “He was probably too embarrassed. I know I am, and Augustus is just my cousin, not my brother. Sometimes I am so glad I’m an only child.”

  There are times when we’re all glad Vasti is an only child. Not that my cousin, with her bouncy brown curls and high heels to match every outfit, isn’t charming in her own way, but having one of her around has always been a gracious plenty.

  “Could somebody tell us what it is that we were supposed to have been told?” Richard said.

  “We had to move the party,” Aunt Nora said, looking miserable. “Vasti said there were too many people to crowd in here, and it’d be better if we had it at the church hall.”

  “Y’all said it was a good idea,” Vasti said defensively.

  Aunt Nora said, “I know we did, Vasti. I’m not blaming you. It’s just that the church hall was already reserved for a Girl Scout sleep-over tonight, so we decided to reschedule. Augustus’s birthday isn’t until Wednesday, so we figured that later would be just as good.”

  “So the party is tomorrow?” I said, but I wasn’t hopeful. Aunt Nora wouldn’t be looking so unhappy if we were only one day off.

  She shook her head. “No, it’s next Saturday. I meant to call, but—”

  “Don’t you go taking the blame, Nora,” Uncle Buddy said. “Augustus was supposed to call right after we found out. There’d have been plenty of time for Laurie Anne to change her plans if he’d called like he said he would.”

  “It just slipped his mind, I guess,” Aunt Nora said, but she didn’t sound convinced. “I should have checked with him—”

  “A grown man shouldn’t need his mama to check up on him.” Uncle Buddy raised his voice, most likely to make sure that Augustus could hear him all the way upstairs. “And he should be man enough to apologize for his mistake.”

  “Laurie Anne and Richard will just have to stay until next Saturday,” Vasti said.

  That was easy for her to say. She wasn’t the one who’d already planned a week on Cape Cod when Aunt Nora came up with the party idea. It was August, so Richard had the time off from teaching at Boston College anyway, but my vacation days were nearly used up. I’d had to shorten the Cape Cod trip to be able to come to North Carolina at all, and we were planning to leave early Sunday to head straight for the Cape.

  Fortunately, Aunt Daphine understood. “They can’t up and change their plans like that, Vasti. I bet they’ve already got their hotel set up and their plane tickets bought.”

  “We did plan around the party being tonight,” I said.

  Aunt Nora nodded, still loo
king mournful. “I wouldn’t expect y’all to change your plans. After I realized y’all hadn’t been told—”

  There was an ominous rumble from Uncle Buddy.

  Aunt Nora went on. “I tried to move the party back to tonight, but Roger and Ruby Lee had already set up a road trip, and they took Ilene and the boys with them. They won’t be back until next week.”

  “The triplets have gone to Myrtle Beach,” Aunt Daphine said. “They offered to cancel, but they’d already put in for their vacation at the mill, and they couldn’t change it. Edna and Caleb went to a grocers’ convention in Charlotte, and Linwood and Sue decided to go along and take the kids to Carowinds.”

  Aunt Nora waved her hands around helplessly. “There just wasn’t anything we could do, Laurie Anne. I wanted us all to be together so bad. It would have been the first time since before Paw died.”

  I looked at her standing there, her eyes wet with tears. Then I looked at Richard, and shrugged, meaning that maybe we should stay. He shrugged back, which meant that maybe we should, but did I want to? I nodded to say that I did want to, and he nodded to say that it was okay with him.

  To those who couldn’t read our shrugs and nods, I said, “You know, Richard and I can go to the Cape anytime. It’s only a couple hours’ drive from Boston.” Of course, we’d reserved a cottage right on the beach nearly a year ago, and paid a deposit, but there was no reason to tell them that. “And we can get our plane tickets changed.” Michelle, who worked at my company when she wasn’t being Thaddeous’s girlfriend, had arranged the tickets for us and had warned me that they were nonrefundable and couldn’t be changed for anything short of a hurricane, but maybe she could trade them in for a couple of seats back to Boston on a Greyhound bus. “There’s no reason we can’t stay until the party.”

  “Do you mean it?” Aunt Nora said.

  “Are you sure?” Aunt Daphine asked suspiciously.

  “We wouldn’t miss it for anything,” Richard said firmly.

  I was going to have to do something extra special for my husband to make up for this sacrifice. Not that Byerly isn’t nice, but visiting family in a small North Carolina mill town just isn’t the same as lounging in a beach-front cottage. So much for the new bathing suit I’d bought, and I didn’t think I’d be likely to wear the slinky nightgown either, not when we’d be staying at Aunt Maggie’s house.